I keep hitting "escape," but I'm still here.
"Some people can have all the lights on and still be in the dark."
"I'm out of bed and made it to the keyboard - what more do you want?"
"Got hooked up to high speed internet. It crashes a lot faster now."
"On Labor Day, if one of my relatives sees a shadow, they all quit working for six weeks."
"Dear Lord - I pray for: Wisdom, to understand a man. Love, to forgive him, and; Patience, for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll just beat him to death."
"Even doctors make mistakes. Mine asked me to undress."
"I find it helps to organize chores into categories: Things I won't do now; things I won't do later; and things I'll never do."
A friend will always tell you what she thinks. I guess that's makes me friends with everybody.
Here's a home remedy. Go home. Hey! It will make ME feel better.
Actually, you can have a healthy sex life well into your later years. Assuming you can stand the sight of people your age naked.
I don't make snowmen. If I wanted to hang out with a cold man with slush for brains, I'd still be married.
No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
Christmas is just plain weird. What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree in the living room and eat candy out of your socks?
"Some people can have all the lights on and still be in the dark."
"I'm out of bed and made it to the keyboard - what more do you want?"
"Got hooked up to high speed internet. It crashes a lot faster now."
"On Labor Day, if one of my relatives sees a shadow, they all quit working for six weeks."
"Dear Lord - I pray for: Wisdom, to understand a man. Love, to forgive him, and; Patience, for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll just beat him to death."
"Even doctors make mistakes. Mine asked me to undress."
"I find it helps to organize chores into categories: Things I won't do now; things I won't do later; and things I'll never do."
A friend will always tell you what she thinks. I guess that's makes me friends with everybody.
Here's a home remedy. Go home. Hey! It will make ME feel better.
Actually, you can have a healthy sex life well into your later years. Assuming you can stand the sight of people your age naked.
I don't make snowmen. If I wanted to hang out with a cold man with slush for brains, I'd still be married.
No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
Christmas is just plain weird. What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree in the living room and eat candy out of your socks?



